Q: What do all rivers begin and end with?
A: All begin with R and end with S.
Jim: Let's water!
Tim: Water what?
Jim: Everything!
Tim: You want us to drown?
Ron: Sure, that's fine.
Sam: Ok, no drinking any water for a week!
Q: How do you "recycle" water?
A: Cycle it through pipes again.
Q: Why can't you reduce water?
A: "Duce" isn't a word, so you can't do it again.
Q: A Chief had two Children. What were their names?
A: Hot and Cold